Ever know a guy who pretends he’s a “male feminist” to score pootie-tang because he doesn’t have the looks, money, or charm to score the old-fashioned way?
‘Sister, I’m down with the cause so, uh…can you pretty-please go down on me?”
Ever know a guy who pretends he’s a “male feminist” to score pootie-tang because he doesn’t have the looks, money, or charm to score the old-fashioned way? Of course you have. Everyone has.
I wouldn’t touch a man who’s “in touch with his feminine side” with a ten-foot pole. Watch as the fool coos beautiful words in feminist ears, words that waft a scent of tolerance, equality, and half-assed alibis. They cry tiny gay crocodile tears at sad tales of females’ plight in a male-dominated world. Their touch is a soft, downy promise of sharing the pain of the fairer sex—though they’d never DARE call them the fairer sex unless they wanted to be kicked in the balls, which is more common than you would think, actually.
Damn near every “sensitive” guy I’ve ever known who bagged a women’s-studies major played a balancing act of faux empathy in public and extreme chauvinism behind closed doors. It was almost beautiful to behold. Being too goddamned honest for my own good, I never practiced it myself. If you enjoy lying to women, you can’t go wrong calling yourself a male feminist. You’d better have your shit together first, though. If you’re not laying down some idealistic swagger by name-dropping Erica Jong, Betty Friedan, or Susan Brownmiller, you’re going to get called on it sooner than later. Then the only women’s issue you’re going to be concerned with is how to salvage your dignity and chat up another slit before you wind up going home to an empty apartment and a bottle of jerking lube.
If you remember the “SlutWalks” that sprang up in 2011, well, I feel sorry for reminding you. These were events in which mostly ugly broads donned sizes-too-small attire from Hot Topic and took to the streets, their militant marching muffing tops making the regular prostitutes look bad. They were protesting some dumb cop’s statement about how women were asking for assault by dressing like sluts. This enraged terminally offended females and brought out clandestine male ass-kissers to stand by their sides.
How would a guy benefit from something like this? He’s not the one in danger of getting raped by showing cleavage and wearing short skirts. Yet in the photographs, you can see lots of guys silently hoping that their awareness of “slut-shaming” and their vocal condemnation of violence toward women will get them into those stanky panties. Lord only knows why. Did you see some of the “sluts” marching at those things? You could buy better-looking whores on Skid Row and you wouldn’t have to listen to her yap about female marginalization and objectification.
If a man is able to achieve an erection after placidly sitting there and listening to how the world’s penis owners are the blight upon the Earth and how women supposedly make 70% of what a man makes and how their Women’s Studies degree can’t land them a job, and blah, blah, BLAH, well, then, take a stab at all the whale sharks you can harpoon, brother. You can have ‘em all. Enjoy your ideological cuckolding while you’re at it. Agree (or at least pretend to agree) you’re guilty of an almost endless gamut of sins you never committed.
But yet the white knight soldiers on, fighting the good fight for the honor of our nation’s fair maidens (the filthy whores). But good guys wear white, and deep down in their twisted little hearts, women don’t like good guys.
Too long! (Sorry, it’s just it’s been so long since i’ve seen anyone write it…)
and FIRST! FUCK I’M LIKE THE AWESOMEST FUCKIN COMMENTASTITATER TODAY!!!
@aesk47 When Street Carnage is in ashes, you have my permission to die.
“deep down in their twisted little hearts, women don’t like good guys.” tis true.
I dated a Women’s Studies major from Vassar. We’re currently married. Years later it is apparent she loathes the fay and effete–I now suspect she always has.
So true. Anytime I have the misfortune of interacting with a women’s studies major and the pussy she calls her boyfriend, I can’t help but look at him and suspect that he probably masturbates to the most degrading, sadistic, misogynistic acts the internet has to offer.
every story i read on this site makes me wonder if the author is male or female… the internets is bad!
more ask barf please. it’s the only reason i come to this site. MORE BARF!!!
just like that boyfriend on Whitney right? is this site now the Whitney street team?
I’m in touch with my feminine side. I’m sensitive as well. Some women’s studies majors like me okay. I cannot, however, understand the appeal of cuckolding videos. Are they feminist videos?
Inversely, it’s ponderous that the fact that gay men are true arch-misogynists is rarely discussed.
@Lunchin’:
That might actually warrant some more research. Not by me, of course. I know jack and shit about the gay community’s stance on misogyny.
@aesk47
Please swallow a knife forthwith.
UGH where to start? this is why feminism exists and is so important. Because people still write garbage like this. Its not funny, or even interesting. Just archaic and ignorant. LAME
every time someone says ‘women dont like good guys’ a loser/asshole/douche gets hot ass cause they’re brainwashed by losers enough to think thats what they desire
anyway you only think that cause all self respecting woman are too busy getting their brains fucked out by their loving good guys to tell you otherwise
@woman
Oh come off it. women like good guys about as much as guys like sane girls. People hate the predictable.
yeah, whatever, you guys just keep repeating yourself, i understand, at the end of a day it means you can be an asshole and still get laid so lets say it again, shall we? woman in fact like to be: not called back, lied to, cheated on, and treated like shit also maybe gagged, gang raped, choking on your dicks. this is actually, what we really like. WHATCANYADO. us stupid weak gender.
I am afraid you hang out with emotionally damaged chicks, but do not pass on that judgment to the rest of us. we want a dude who makes us laugh and makes us feel safe , you know giggles& sex, thats no go with an asshole. butterflies are fun for a week but being constantly uncertain makes you loose a sense of humour. so at the end of the day we might fuck you once but we will marry a dude who comes pick us up and calls back in 2 seconds cause we want a dude to have fun and also to make babies with. good guy 2 : asshole 0
ps. assholes are the ones that are predictable
@woman:
Are you mad?
she seems pretty mad
@woman you’re rad, everyone else is fucking BORING. Girls don’t love assholes, assholes just play tricks on girls that some of us fall for (because we’re human). Just like crazy girls play tricks on dudes. People who aren’t ignorant by-pass all this and date good-cool non-ignorant people while all the misogynists and crazies flop around in a cesspool asshole-ness