A Chihuahua named Shadow is now but a shadow of its former self.
Robert Edward De Shields: ¡Yo quiero Chihuahua culo!
A Chihuahua named Shadow is now but a shadow of its former self. Its former owner, the meth-addled, wheelchair-bound Robert Edward De Shields, has been convicted of strangling and sexually assaulting the shy, diminutive canine puppy and will spend 10 years in prison, where everyone knows the convicts don’t take too kindly to men who rape underage Chihuahuas. Whereas the standard convict slang for a child molester is “chomo,” De Shields will forever be branded a “Chihuamo.”
The dog, who will undoubtedly hate wheelchair-bound, meth-addicted men for the rest of its life, was found with trauma to its rectum, either from a blunt instrument or De Shields’s dingus. Society, which will now also hate such men—even if they don’t rape Chihuahuas—is likewise irreparably damaged.
Shadow the Chihuahua must now live with the pain forever, as will all of us.
That dog looks pissed.
You guys got any heartwarming stories about matchstick kids made good, or stressed out business men discovering the meaning of life? No? Just Eastern European shit tales, veggie puke, and ass-raped chihuahuas? Alrighty then.
Still better than Taco Bell through your asshole.
Dog will hunt.
@email it to a friend.
Testify, sister! I, too, preferred it when all the writers were pussies and only the commenters were mean.
The funny part is de Shields dick fit up the Chihuahua’s ass with room to spare.
Go big or go home, junk head.
There are murderers who do less than a decade in the pen. White America loves their fucking dogs.
It’s a Mexican dog and a white perp who got an exaggerated sentence. What was your point about race and American justice again?
That is true. Technically, the crime victim is a Hispanic. Or a Latino. Or a Chicano. But definitely not a gringo. Or a guera. Or a gabacha.
technically, it’s a chinese breed
Technically, you’re stupid and wrong. They’re from Mexico:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chihuahua_%28dog%29#History