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• 11.29.11 09:27 am




When one speaks of the “99%,” you’re talking about the portion of SC readers who habitually use mind-altering substances, legal or otherwise.




When one speaks of the “99%,” you’re talking about the portion of SC readers who habitually use mind-altering substances, legal or otherwise.

Some of these substances cause brain damage and some of them don’t, which is OK because many people who insist on using “safer” drugs suffer from head injuries, anyway.

In your experiences from personal use and from watching the meatheads around you use intoxicants, which one’s the dumbest? Which one stamps out neurons and makes people act the most stupid? Which one indiscriminately destroys lives with the greatest efficiency?

One final question—my “guy” got busted, so could you hook me up with a new one?

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Comments
  1. Anonymous says:

    Cokeheads are even dumber than meth heads because they pretend there’s a difference. Both flood the brain with dopamine, but only dopes will pay 10x as much for the same effect.

  2. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or Something says:

    Meth is is the worst.

  3. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or Something says:

    is is.

  4. wallspro says:

    It’s not bath salts. Me and my neighbors goat used a bunch once and I sliced her open and we dressed up and she is beautiful and I love her so much that I couldn’t let anyone else have her. And I love her. And that car is made of electricity and I hate it.

  5. gospel stomper says:

    Nothing wrong with any drug. It’s people who are the problem!

  6. oh yeah says:

    inhalants. Thats why the majority of people that use them are under 15, after 15 even people that liked them know better and dont use them, its retarded. The high is only losing brain cells, and im not talking whip-its, those are always fun. Remmeber Allison the Huffer with the computer dust remover?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2uxy8wYD_8&feature=related

    coke at least you think you are important.

    meth is fine at least your efficient and GET SHITDONE but too much is bad and maybe even tied with Remember Crystal Cristy
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40Vn3cmaAnY
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYSgjHQWFN8&feature=related

  7. Jucifer says:

    is that Anna Nicole in her deathbed?

  8. Steatopygiaphile says:

    That or an early morning bukkake. Either way it’s giving me a hard on.

  9. This nonsense needs to stop says:

    @Oh Yeah, I agree, I think anyone who huffs inhalants is an ass, it’s one the most juvenile and stupid things a young person could do. I have to say though from looking at the addictiveness and aftermath, heroin, crack, and meth are the dumbest drugs a person could ever try.
    Though pill poppers are the most obnoxious in that they look down on all other addicts, but it never occurs to them that they’re legalized dope addicts.

  10. on my blackberry says:

    coke cant be that bad if you’re continuously making enough money to support the habit then don’t hate the playa.

    I think ecstasy is the dumbest. out here in Australia it wiped out a whole generation roughly around the same time they started playing Electro House in clubs and it was cool to like “rap and techno”.

    Remember, he said “Dumbest” not worst.

  11. Leaky Vagina says:

    Alcohol and prescription painkillers, because they have the veneer of legality. They also kill a lot more people than everything else combined. Plus they’re boring as shit. Hallucinogens are where it’s at.

  12. Frank DeFalco says:

    It seems the “drug” people most often abuse in America is food. It’s legal to drown your sorrows in 4 pints of Ben and Jerry’s Schweddy Balls but slowly clogging your veins.

  13. JimmyFuckingCarter says:

    Only kid I knew that huffed ended up blowing his brains out. He didn’t quite do it right and ended up living in the hospital for about four days. He was originally a smart kid. That shit turned his brains to mush in less than a year.

  14. JOey says:

    I like weed a lot.

  15. blaahus poopus says:

    Taking dumbest to mean the intoxicant that perfectly good productive people destroy themselves with—gots to be meth. A pox on it, I say.

  16. Iwilleatyourfirstborn says:

    Young people with cigarettes, I just can’t quit! I know better now, it doesn’t look cool, but I can’t kick this shit

  17. Anonymous says:

    I read that teenagers are trying to get high off nonoxynol-9. That seems messed up to me.

  18. Michael Jackson's Corpse says:

    That Propofol will fuck you up big time. :)

    WHAT???? STILL FUCKING TOO SOON? Really now.

    The trial is over, who gives a shit besides Jermaine trying to make a buck and that weirdo Blanket kid.

  19. Zippy says:

    That has to be Anna Nicole. The tits are too big for Lindsay Lohan.

    Or Jan-Michael Vincent. HAHAHAHAHA

  20. Vinny "Variocele" Trask says:

    Why, love of course.

  21. esseff says:

    Jucifer Says:

    is that Anna Nicole in her deathbed?


    thats what i was gonna ask:P

  22. Anonymous says:

    molly/rolls – I’ve never seen a drug turn so many already stupid festival kids into emotionally retarded acid casualties

  23. Anonymous says:

    my balls fell the fuck off. it’s a bummer because they felt good at one point. lawdy, how far my balls done fell.

  24. porridge thump says:

    ketamine hardly brings out the shining wit in it’s users.

  25. chester says:

    the dumbest drug is the internet. it wastes the most of my time.

  26. Goat My Sampson says:

    i tried molly for free four different times with hippie/festival kids (not at a festival though, never been to one and don’t really want to go to one its all too juggalo-ish to me) at random parties and outside of bars and every single time it’s done absolutely NOTHING to me. every time the same excuse is, “well it didn’t work for me sometimes either” etc. and like i said i tried it four times. nothing. then i found out kids pay more than coke prices for it and it immediately won dumbest drug of all time for me. who the fuck pays more than coke prices for something that doesn’t/barely effects you?

  27. sugar and corn syrup, by a longshot.

  28. tinko puncherface says:

    photo = poor taste
    boo-urns street carnage. new low.

  29. it was me says:

    georgie home boy gets dumbest name

  30. The Diceman Cumeth says:

    Hey-eeee! That’s my jiz all over Annie Nicky ‘s mouth. What can I say! She choked on the Big Boy! Awwwwww-ooooooo!

  31. blah says:

    You all wish you had my Provigil script.. :)

  32. omg sooo randummm says:

    Marijuana, according to the DEA/David Toma

  33. jax the skull rider says:

    If you can’t handle them. leave them alone. I do every drug there is at least once,
    but pot is the health drug, makes you horny & hungry.

  34. Blackness says:

    GETTIN HIGH OFF THAT JACKSON JUICE

  35. piss n shit says:

    Leaky Vagina has got it down pact

  36. Sergian says:

    Weed, for sure. It is a most vivid affectation of the purest type of idiot.

  37. no says:

    Blackberry don’t be mad at ecstasy just coz the shit we get in Australia is complete rubbish / rat poison.. Or do be mad. What? Pure MDMA or GTFO.
    Alcohol is evil.

  38. FaceHeadAss says:

    That IS Anna Nicole, but not on her deathbed. She was WAAAAY fatter and grosser than that when she died. That pic is likely from before the reality show.

  39. tommy gun says:

    dust obviously.

  40. Jay says:

    Bath salts are the worst thing I’ve ever taken. It’s like all the bad side effects of MDMA and Coke mixed together – the only thing it does is keep you awake. I smelt that shit leaking me out of my pores for days after. Never again.

  41. MC Ren says:

    Is Jenkem still a thing?

  42. pony says:

    The dumbest drug would definitely ‘poppers’. Come on! It has to be the only drug that’s a punchline in and of itself.

    Also @”goat my sampson” you seem like the worst. Lets just read this back right here….
    “i tried molly for free four different times with hippie/festival kids (not at a festival though, never been to one and don’t really want to go to one its all too juggalo-ish to me) ”

    There’s already so much to hate in that sentence, and its only halfway through! And then you finish writing that thought out and somehow manage to get even douchier. Its unbelievable!

  43. name says:

    Why aren’t more people saying coke here? People on coke are so fucking annoying. I used to do it plenty but people who do it long term are fucking boring idiots


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