Black women are beautifully layered and stupidly intriguing creatures. No matter what your racial preference is, you can’t argue that their cavernous cultural quirks and rich history are a delight to explore.
Black women are beautifully layered and stupidly intriguing creatures. No matter what your racial preference is, you can’t argue that their cavernous cultural quirks and rich history are a delight to explore.
But all that stuff aside, a lot of them have really big fucking asses and no other race on this planet knows how to shake, jiggle, bounce or bake ‘em quite like black girls do. Here are some of the best urban cuties that the internet has to offer.
CUBANA LUST
If you want to be an urban model who has a following on the internet, then you have to be built like a brick shit-house. Black men like their internet celebrities to be on the thick, verging on fat, side. White women will look at these girls and be confused because everything their fashion blogs say is beautiful is suddenly thrown head-first into a swirling black hole of cellulite, thick hips and attitude before being spat right back at them and rubbed in their skinny little faces. It’s like a giant fuck you to Anna Wintour or whoever it is who convinces girls that every guy likes skinny girls with real hair and positive goals in life.
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LASTARYA
I seriously doubt that there’s a straight man on Earth who could watch this vid and not wonder how he can go about sticking his penis, hands and tongue directly in between that black girl’s butt cheeks. It’s a beautiful sight to behold. So beautiful that it verges on holy. Remember that weirdo who was gonna set fire to a bunch of Korans a while back? He probably watched this vid and wanted to stamp out every other religion that didn’t originate from the church of DA BUTT.
Maybe he wasn’t so weird after all.
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MALIAH MICHEL
The beauty of urban modeling on the internet is the whole Photoshop aspect. Bad skin, that irritating bit of fat that hangs over your underwear and fighting scars can be zapped away with the swipe of a mouse.
To be honest, I fucking hate pictures that have been heavily Photoshopped. The fact that a lot of these women look “lived in” is what makes them so great. I wanna see all the bumps, dips and dents that they’ve accumulated on the highway of life. Which is why appreciate girls like Maliah for showing off an ass that definitely looks a little lived in. The highway of life is never smooth, but that doesn’t mean the journey is any less awesome.
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PEBBLEZ
Yup, that vid is real. It hasn’t even been altered. Black girls don’t do things by halves, ya’ll. It’s obviously been injected with human fat, whale blubber and God knows what else, but that’s not the issue here. It’s a curious oddity that you’re gonna stare at and b a little confused by, but you’re still gonna e-mail it to all your friends. Then you’re gonna go back and watch it again because you can’t stop thinking about it. You’ll be sitting at work and your boss will be breaking your balls because you went 10 minutes over your allocated lunch period and all you’ll be seeing is Pebblez and her bulbous chocolate ass floating around the room. And that’s a good fucking feeling, so embrace it.
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KEYSHIA DIOR
Hey girl, love your hair! What’s that called, a mullet? And the lines you’ve shaved on the side are a throwback to hip-hop culture, right? You’ve probably figured out that I’m only talking about your hair because I wanna swim inside your vagina for 10, maybe 15 minutes. And if that’s not a problem, then I’d be interested in taking this conversation to the next level. Then maybe after that I can eat strawberries out of your asshole.
FUCK. YES.
watched that whole lastarya video, i wanna take a rocket ship to that moon
keyshia can get it.
‘her ass is a spaceship I want to ride’. Pharrell Williams was right
do you think white women’s ass’s will ever evolve to this level and will white guys dicks follow?
Amazing post. There needs to be way more “why black women are better that white women” posts lol
this is one reason i’ll never understand racists. how can you hate being swallowed in waves of chocolate pleasure?
Holy fucking ASS this is the post of the year.
this is the truest thing i have ever read on this site
Are strawberries already in season again?
I think the only people who would hate on any part of this esteemed article are gay white men who follow fashion blogs/magazines, and the sad women who value their gay opinion on what a woman should be
Would love to, but I drown in that shit.
black women are faaaar superior to white chicks. period! this post is the fuckin’ Gospel.
i’m the first white person to comment and i’m not white-guilted enough to keep my mouth shut:
groce. and those asses must smell like dumpsters filled with rotting bananas and human corpses.
Add:
CARMEN HAYES- Best head game (rolling the eyes & sh!t)
JADA FIRE – Best freak
MS PANTHER – Cute ‘victim’.
to this list immediately sir!
You know that song by 2 live crew, too much booty in the pants?
Yeah. That’s what “Pebbelz” is. Her whole life is that song.
“how can you hate being swallowed in waves of chocolate pleasure?”
bahaha!
I love big asses but I just can’t get into this post. I don’t think I’m racist, and have slept with a black girl before, but none of this is working on me. Maybe it’s due to growing up in a state that is 99% white?
all my boyfriend could say was, ‘god. damn.’
(and then request that i forward him this link immediately.)
Anonymous Says:
Add:
“CARMEN HAYES- Best head game (rolling the eyes & sh!t)
JADA FIRE – Best freak
MS PANTHER – Cute ‘victim’.
to this list immediately sir!”
^^
Carmen Hayes… hubba hubba! Gotta loove that pigeon-face!
They’re all pornstars though, I was goin for the ‘exotic-dancer-stripper-bootyvid- models’ on this one.
Here’s one I did on the porn gals:
http://www.readplatform.com/the-best-urban-porn-stars-in-the-world-right-now/
Anonymous Says:
i’m the first white person to comment and i’m not white-guilted enough to keep my mouth shut:
groce. and those asses must smell like dumpsters filled with rotting bananas and human corpses.
– Well, you’ve never had a GIANT black ass in your face and mouth then. Asses like that usually smell like peaches, apple, cocoa butter and a bunch of other shit that makes your cock feel like it’s being punched out from the inside. Black and Spanish girls>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>White Cunts.
That chick with the ginormous ass… as ridiculous as someone with over inflated fake tits.
That song that LaStarya is dancing to sure is catchy. I must be old and white because I’ve never heard it before.
6TH WARD DUMAINE!!!
@Cronan: Lol, yeah that’s New Orleans bounce music. Type that into youtube and you’ll see toooonns of videos with people dancing like that.
gross.
@moufbreatha; That is exactly what I have been doing and it is amazing. Though I feel that none of the songs hits quite as hard as the 6th Ward Dumaine.
I assume she made that song strictly for that style of dancing. If my assumption is correct, she has found two things that go together better than chocolate syrup and vanilla ice cream.
This all coming from a big Merle Haggard fan, so what do I know.
The things one can learn on the internets…
@moufbreatha, that was an awesome YouTube experience. I like these bitches bouncing their asses face-down on some dirty asphalt and freaking on a swingset while kids are swinging.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS7EYBZcRNU
6 100 Says:
I think the only people who would hate on any part of this esteemed article are gay white men who follow fashion blogs/magazines, and the sad women who value their gay opinion on what a woman should be
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sadly, you are wrong. i hate this article because it reminds me of what i can never be. im going to cry myself to sleep tonight because i am cursed with an inadequate white girl ass.
NAILED IT.
enh… spanish girls have all that and then some w/out so many potential “repurcussions”.
Love me some black girl booty…well love me some booty period, but mostly black girls and latinas have it. hence love me some black and brown booty. it is delicious i wanna eat that ass up in between my toast with butter. mmmm if i ever win the lotto i am gettin LaStarya to come to my mansion and dance for me. I hope she’s into girls
Thank you, thank you, thank you to whoever wrote about Ms Panther. I just checked her out and she gives my penis an angry swelling feeling. How come I didn’t know about her?
Yeah, I’m not black so I totally don’t get the attraction to ass, fat or thin. It’s a less sexual body part than even the underarms or knees to the sensibilities of my penis.
not as phreeky as this chick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQZmCJUSC6g
Keyshia Dior is banging…this coming from a non-black non-male person. She’s the type of bitch where basic white bitches would say, “gross!” and their prissy boyfriends would agree but in his head, he’s picturing his face buried in that ass. You know, the same “white guilt” that Thomas Jefferson had back in the day- the one where he was fucking his slaves while his pasty white bitch was dying.
My squirrel nuts are screaming to get inside those basketballs.. pound for pound pleasure domes..
You can have them all. Just leave your flat chested stringy haired indie rock whores to me.
@Jojo Dancer: Will do. I’ll leave ‘em bruised and battered too. Blech.
Oh dear…This is such a turn-off. I hate big, fleshy asses that quiver…and are full of cellulites.
NO THANKS!
Gross. I can’t erase these images from my mind. Thanks.
Nah. I think white girls on the internet are better than black ones.
Black girls are fucking gross they all smell like shit
I had a black friend who I once axed: “Why are you always with white chicks?” to which he responded: “You ever been with a black pussy?”. I said “no”. That’s it.
Yes, this is the shit, I love it white girls need help back girls need is a stage, too show off there sexy bodies. No!!!!!! sticks! Just hips and thighs.
Too, all that says that thickness is out and skinny is in I feel sorry for u all!!! how could u lay down with a stick are be seen with one, and if they make u sick why do u have more white girls in gyms working out to get a butt and hips hahaha it’s a gift so stop trying ok!!! No matter how bad u talk are what u say, sorry too be the one who tell u!!! Ass and hips are here too stay!!!!!!!!