Chicks are so odd.
Here is a text message I recently shared with a woman who’s currently reading the Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy or whatever it is.
She’s admitting to the fact that her pussy gets sopping wet while reading this shit and she never once puts a finger inside or rubs the top part.
Isn’t that weird? Maybe I’m too immature, but I can’t wrap my head around not wanting to break yourself off when sexually turned-on. You’re at home alone, in bed, drippy wet coochie and you don’t want to play with yourself? Why deny it? That’s rude. I don’t understand women who don’t masturbate.
So she just lays there afterward until her crotch is dried up? Her mindset simply lets go of the thought? How do you not want to have an orgasm when horny? Your imagination wants this, your pussy clearly does, and you’re just gonna say no to your body? No to reset. Because that’s what an orgasm is—a mental reset. Everyone needs that. Seriously, why wouldn’t you masturbate? It’s weird. Try to make sense of this, I dare you.
P.S. If the word “gross” is included in your answer, don’t bother. You’re a child.
—JESSE ANDREW
so gross.
I know two women who swear they cannot jill off. Neither say it’s gross, they just swear they can’t get off to it. That it doesn’t nothing for them. And both of them actually orgasm and love sex too. So strange, so sad.
I just did it 3 times in an hour.
i don’t get that either. lady masturbating is easy, and you can do it as many times as you want. maybe some ladies have just internalized that it’s dirty? i used to live with a girl who would pick up randomly when she was horny (not that there’s anything wrong with that) rather than masturbate…which is a way less reliable path to orgasm city if you ask me, plus you might have to eat some awkward breakfast the next day.
i do like 3 times a day at least
This was fifty shades of gay