I’m doing stand-up at this thing tomorrow. Last year, Neil Blender got a bottle smashed on his head on stage by a lady he called a whore. He could have killed her

with no repercussions because Alberta is the Texas of Canada and they don’t prosecute someone who was defending himself no matter what.

As usual, it’ll be all new material because I don’t have sets because comedy is easy.

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