Great store in LA

The people who make people out of paper made a doll of my gorgeous face and my breathtakingly gorgeous body. Pretty good shit if you’re into stuff that’s wonderful.

In this edition of Har Mar’s podcast, I discuss my top 37 most embarassing moments and a ridiculous song by Stiff Little Fingers called “Welcome to the Whole Week.”

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We discuss men’s toes after the jump.

When I sent the book to The Daily Beast, the reviewer really liked it but his editor said, “Nigga, are you out of your god-damned mind?” (I’m paraphrasing). So, he put it up on his own site The Galleyist where he asks authors five questions.  MORE»

Zooey Deschanel’s site must get what, 100,000 uniques a day? I wonder if this will affect sales. My agent told me press doesn’t really do anything to sales. He said being on the cover of the New York Times Book Review itself might lead to a couple hundred new books sold. This is in an industry where you either sell 50k or your book flopped.  MORE»

Fellow Knight of Columbus Tom Shilue has moved his “Funny Story” podcast from Sirius XM to Cave Comedy Radio. In this episode we talk mostly about prostitutes and trannies which is weird because he’s about the cleanest cut Catholic in the city. I come in at about 8:40.

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