My wife had so much fun, she bought the t-shirt.
It’s blackout season and that means you get so drunk when the power cuts out, you can’t remember anything. If you’re not in the city during this mess, you’re on the beach reading about it. I can say, without bias, that How to Piss in Public is the perfect summer read. It combines all the fun of the party years with some uplifting undertones that make you feel really good about being born. Here’s the chapter about the 2003 blackout. It’s a great example of why new New York is often a lot better than old New York.
My buddy Andrew Basile is a gimp. This sucks because when we’re driving around Philly and we see a sign for Frisbee Golf, we can’t go check it out because nobody want to push his crippled ass around 18 holes. Permanent diseases like cancer and AIDS cause a lot of pain and inconvenience to the people around them so I decided to use the power of positive thinking to cure him. Guess what. It worked!
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I’m going to do stand-up at a bunch of Urban Outfitters stores and tell stories that I couldn’t fit in the book.
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Thanks Dave! Your book is funny too. When you Google image “tasteful nudes” in quotes like that, it makes it look like you get laid a lot.