This has nothing to do with the pic, but everything to do with the caption- My good friend who lives in New York City just got married THIS PAST WEEKEND.
Look, I know that none of you care, but the coincidence of this caption was too much to pass up.
I’ll go back to slagging/drooling over the pics tomorrow.
from what I have observed marriage and parenting confer very little, sometimes even negative, emotional maturity upon its participants. Perhaps every single person in the room is one of his descendants; and he’s beaten, or diddled, or both, every last one of them. White people are especially savage like that. It’s been statistically proven. At least Irishmen are subhuman anyway. Ask any 19th century New York Englishman.
He is those girls grandfather and is dancing around because his prostate cancer treatment worked. Give him a break.
Also aesthlete is correct, marriage is kind of a way to “lock in” your immaturity into a closed loop until death do you part. If you ever hang out with married couples, it’s just constant bickering about what sheets to buy, who is going to clean up the yard, should their kid use Facebook and so forth. It’s a level of banality that makes Do’s and Don’ts and Street Boners seem poignant and important.
someone’s never-ening midlife crisis uncle is gonna die from maje mdma bender
This has nothing to do with the pic, but everything to do with the caption- My good friend who lives in New York City just got married THIS PAST WEEKEND.
Look, I know that none of you care, but the coincidence of this caption was too much to pass up.
I’ll go back to slagging/drooling over the pics tomorrow.
Sweatin’ to the Oldies! If that blonde in the dress gives pap here a mercy dance, his old crank just may come back to life.
meth has him toothless and toasted at age 28
Dancing with the devil in more ways than one.
one hand in the air. signature of the anti-rhythmic white girl.
from what I have observed marriage and parenting confer very little, sometimes even negative, emotional maturity upon its participants. Perhaps every single person in the room is one of his descendants; and he’s beaten, or diddled, or both, every last one of them. White people are especially savage like that. It’s been statistically proven. At least Irishmen are subhuman anyway. Ask any 19th century New York Englishman.
lock up your daughters
finally the backward hat thing is dead.
NAWNY GOLD – HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
jim slip incognito?
Why are Americans so obsessed with getting married?
Marriage sucks. It’s an invitation to misery.
He is those girls grandfather and is dancing around because his prostate cancer treatment worked. Give him a break.
Also aesthlete is correct, marriage is kind of a way to “lock in” your immaturity into a closed loop until death do you part. If you ever hang out with married couples, it’s just constant bickering about what sheets to buy, who is going to clean up the yard, should their kid use Facebook and so forth. It’s a level of banality that makes Do’s and Don’ts and Street Boners seem poignant and important.
hipster mortis
hahaha, i’m so fucking funny.
you’re laughing at your future, which is not a bad thing at all.
hes been 27 for the past 25 years.
I can’t believe people are still dressing like Miami ravers from 1997.
Ah missing my grandpapa
$1 dollar reward if brought death.