Anyone going barefoot in a bar is a fucking moron. Spilled beer, broken glass, etc. means I’m incapable of feeling sorry for whatever happens next. I’m just glad I’m not your boyfriend that has to listen to you whine about it for the next four days.
i have gone barefoot (had tights on) at a peter, bjorn & john show. broken glass straight through my foot would have been heaven compared to the impossible heels i was wearing.
Even just from thighs-down view you can instantly tell these two heel-wearers are egregious FATTIES.
So, per the Global Emergency Decree, it’s an automatic ZERO KITTIES. Period. We’ll talk fashion when they’re in the middle-to-low range of healthy body-fat %.
of course, if you pussy out of black-heels/white-socks AND white-heels/black-socks you might as well stay home and drunkenly blog about how AWESOME the AGRA’s (Alberta Gay Rodeo Association) Canadian Rockies International Rodeo is gonna be, and how you’re going to ROCK your “PARTY: GAYS GO HARD” one-off silkscreen all weekend long and not remember a damn minute after arriving in Calgary.
I would agree but then I see those hideous brown atrocities in the background and start to think bare feet after attempting heels is better than those. lookswise at least
Hey, even drag queens get tired.
Anyone going barefoot in a bar is a fucking moron. Spilled beer, broken glass, etc. means I’m incapable of feeling sorry for whatever happens next. I’m just glad I’m not your boyfriend that has to listen to you whine about it for the next four days.
i have gone barefoot (had tights on) at a peter, bjorn & john show. broken glass straight through my foot would have been heaven compared to the impossible heels i was wearing.
Even just from thighs-down view you can instantly tell these two heel-wearers are egregious FATTIES.
So, per the Global Emergency Decree, it’s an automatic ZERO KITTIES. Period. We’ll talk fashion when they’re in the middle-to-low range of healthy body-fat %.
…End of thread…
the bare feet are enough to make you puke and then BAM those gross sandals and you’ve ruined another laptop
LOL, that fatso’s feet hurt.
unless it’s a wedding, go the fuck home then.
i rolled my ankle last night and still kept my crazy ass shoes on. it’s better than stepping in puke or needles.
those shoes are ugly anyway
Or piss. I’ve witnessed dudes whip it out and piss on the bar floor. Didn’t Gavin do an instructional video about pissing in public?
I wish the owner of that black male shoe would whip it out and start pissing…
of course, if you pussy out of black-heels/white-socks AND white-heels/black-socks you might as well stay home and drunkenly blog about how AWESOME the AGRA’s (Alberta Gay Rodeo Association) Canadian Rockies International Rodeo is gonna be, and how you’re going to ROCK your “PARTY: GAYS GO HARD” one-off silkscreen all weekend long and not remember a damn minute after arriving in Calgary.
I would agree but then I see those hideous brown atrocities in the background and start to think bare feet after attempting heels is better than those. lookswise at least
Yeah, those hobbit-stomps in the back are fighting for attention with the fat-girl-bare-feet front and center.
yeah, i’ll fap to that
however, i’m getting some arch supports and practicing the whole heel walking thing. not sure why you guys care, but it’s true