I’ve been getting into card tricks recently but I gotta tell you. They are way more difficult than you think they are. MORE»

For the record, we know high heels hurt you. That’s what we like about them; That you are willing to torture yourself just to look sexy. MORE»

Going pee is one of the worst parts about getting wasted. If you’re drinking on the street it’s almost impossible to find a bathroom and if you’re at a bar, the line up is probably 9 bitches deep. MORE»

After bitching about women not wearing heels enough, the ladies over at Jezebel made me literally walk a mile in their shoes. It sucked. MORE»

As a special birthday gesture, I called around the McInnes family tree (which isn’t really a tree, more like a twig) to ask them to say a little “Happy Birthday Gavin.” MORE»